John Edwards

What a money-grubbing, doctor-screwing, patients'-health-care-eradicating, junk-science-exploiting scumbag trial lawyer.

Given Edwards' success in causing medical professionals to flee obstetrics after ruining their careers and reputations, I'd be reluctant to be his or his wife's doctor, because he'd probably sue me in the blink of an eye, even if I did nothing wrong.

Edwards keeps blowing on about two Americas, and he's right: One where doctors still exist, and one where they're packing up and leaving, thanks in part to Edwards.